Holy shit is this for real?!
YES! Your eyes doth not deceive you! Random Assault is back from the dead and soon with new episodes! HOLY SHIT!
Meanwhile enjoy Random Assault Podcast Episode oo1 (Just ignore the fact the production values are pretty low and we call ourselves Friends With Benefits)
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In our FIRST EPISODE EVER we try to figure out how the hell to podcast and see if it's ever possible to stay on topic (SPOILER : it's not.) We range from talking about our favorite voice actors to our pathetic N64 days, the burdens of 3D gimmickery to our cum schedules. I swear we tried to stay on topic.
We talk about zombies. You know, in a hope to be super original
Listen to our podcast in 3D!!!
Imagine THIS having an orgasm next to you
Ahhhhhhh voice actors...
THIS is what Alex's dad want him to wake up to every morning... only seven feet tall!
Andrew fills us in on some lost mods and general PC gaming
Oh Tony, please regail us with more stories from the cinemas
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