The internet is a magical place full of awe and wonder. And porn. But for once I’m not going to talk about porn. I’m going to talk about all the wondrous things the internet does by taking everything on the planet and combining them into something beautiful where anything is possible.
Example 1. Imaginative YouTube Comments
Listen to this mash-up video
Now read this comment
Just think about that last line for a minute, roll it around in your mind, and imagine a world where Basketball players were lawyers, and with just mere accusatory words they could shatter glass and wood.
I want to live in that world.
Example 2. Photoshops Would Become Reality
You thought boxing matches were won by punching? No, they are won by the power of music you silly bastard!
Not to mention once mythical animals would be real
…and also play guitar apparently
Example 3. Adorable Animals EVERYWHERE
I’m sure we’ve all run into a similar situation
Well if you lived inside the internet, you’d be surrounded by pugs ALL THE TIME
Basically what I’m saying is that I want life to be more like Adventure Time
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