I Want to Live Inside the Internet

The internet is a magical place full of awe and wonder. And porn. But for once I’m not going to talk about porn. I’m going to talk about all the wondrous things the internet does by taking everything on the planet and combining them into something beautiful where anything is possible.

Example 1. Imaginative YouTube Comments

Listen to this mash-up video

Now read this comment

Just think about that last line for a minute, roll it around in your mind, and imagine a world where Basketball players were lawyers, and with just mere accusatory words they could shatter glass and wood.

I want to live in that world.

Example 2. Photoshops Would Become Reality

You thought boxing matches were won by punching? No, they are won by the power of music you silly bastard!

Not to mention once mythical animals would be real

…and also play guitar apparently

Example 3. Adorable Animals EVERYWHERE

I’m sure we’ve all run into a similar situation

Well if you lived inside the internet, you’d be surrounded by pugs ALL THE TIME

Basically what I’m saying is that I want life to be more like Adventure Time

For past absurdities visit my abandoned blog at http://flabslapper.wordpress.com/ 

About Random Assault

Random Assault is a collabaration of nerds who get together every Sunday to talk about whatever they want on their show Random Assault Podcast. What makes us unique is that we bring on guests from all walks of life who are just as passonate about entertainment as we are, guests including you! Just drop us a line and we'll put you on the list of guests, it's that easy!
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2 Responses to I Want to Live Inside the Internet

  1. asshat says:

    OMGISTHATACUBONE?

  2. news says:

    Just to let you know your web site looks a little bit unusual on Safari on my netbook using Linux .

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