Random Assault Episode 040: Giraffe Fellatio

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Random Assault 040: Giraffe Fellatio

Shame on Tony

The little yellow bastards finally come home.

Because we haven't talked about this enough.

There is no giraffe.

No, the other one

Circular arguments!

Stay behind the camera k luv u

Kazmo brings us the podcast motorcycle

and the uh...wonderful...Bear Grylls.

TURbo made a helpful chart to see how the hosts stack up...

And I'm an idiot because Jake Petersen drew us this totally awesome blueprint of our lair.

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Length: 1:58

Mitch’s Musical Miscellany

  • Going into 1st Break: “Attract Mode” from The Simpsons Arcade Game
  • Coming into 2nd Segment: “Crazy Sunshine” by the pillows
  • Going into 2nd Break: “Pocket Monster” by Henry Homesweet
  • 2nd Break: From Michigan: Report from Hell
  • Coming into 3rd Smegment: “Who Can Stop the Anime Killer?” by SAVESTATES from OS Tease
  • Outro: “Got to Move!! (Millennium Girl)” by MilkCan from Make It Sweet!


Disco Stu – Matt Papayanopulos

Patty AND Selma – Kate Reilly

Ralph Wiggum – Mitch Rozetar

Gadgeteer Genius – Drew Arbogast

Art – Alex Cabral

Bleeding Gums Murphy – Tony Johnson

Assistant to Disco Stu – Amanda Johnston


About Random Assault

Random Assault is a collabaration of nerds who get together every Sunday to talk about whatever they want on their show Random Assault Podcast. What makes us unique is that we bring on guests from all walks of life who are just as passonate about entertainment as we are, guests including you! Just drop us a line and we'll put you on the list of guests, it's that easy!
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2 Responses to Random Assault Episode 040: Giraffe Fellatio

  1. Uh, TURbo…TOny’s penis length is like 63″ longer than that…he uses it like a helicopter rotor when he wants to travel…BUT NOT FOR FAPPING.

  2. TURbo says:

    The last time Tony shot his load on a girl’s face, she went blind.

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