At 6:00 AM this morning local time, our field agents recovered a hard drive containing the missing twenty-fourth episode of the horrible Random Assault. We need this episode analyzed for any leads it might give us toward stopping SlabFlapper before time runs out. Good luck.
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Mission Duration: 2:13:20
- Going into 1st Break: “Theme of the Diabolical Box” from Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
- Coming into 2nd Segment: “Suburban Tram” by Anamanaguchi from Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game
- Going into 2nd Break: “These Vile Creatures” by Helicopter Showdown from These Vile Creatures
- Coming into 3rd Segment: “Be Cool, Be Wild, and be Groovy …for Ice Cap” from Sonic Adventure
- Closer: “Fluffy Kitten Dreams” by Magnetar
CTU Director – Matt Papayanopulos
Communications Officer – Kate Reilly
Systems Analyst – Mitch Rozetar
Technical Support – Drew Arbogast
Interrogations – Alex Cabral
Head of Field Ops – Tony Johnson
DAMMIT, CHLOE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ASDGADRHGERTHRD