Random Assault Podcast Episode 024: Bi-Terrorist

Click to decrypt transmission

At 6:00 AM this morning local time, our field agents recovered a hard drive containing the missing twenty-fourth episode of the horrible Random Assault. We need this episode analyzed for any leads it might give us toward stopping SlabFlapper before time runs out. Good luck.

Satellite imagery indicates Agent Reilly willingly watched the Tomb Raider film. Possible coercion?

Also, be on the lookout for people with strange lips. They may be contaminated.

Anyone see South Park lately?

Agent Johnson will brief you all later on the new hand-to-hand instructional film.

Those of you who aren’t bisexual might want to start. You know. For freedom.

Mitch here from the K.I.A.R. (Kate Is a Retard) terrorist cell hacking this post to let you know being bisexual is a choice… if you’re extremely desperate.

Agent Bauer is no longer allowed to bring his daughter to work.

All CTU analysts are reminded that Pokemon is to be played during breaks only.

Go back through previous missions for any clues you may have missed.

Also, Agent Glover will be retiring at the end of the week. It seems he really was too old for this shit.

Oh, who put that slide in here?

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Mission Duration: 2:13:20

Audio Selections:

  • Going into 1st Break: “Theme of the Diabolical Box” from Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
  • Coming into 2nd Segment: “Suburban Tram” by Anamanaguchi from Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game
  • Going into 2nd Break: “These Vile Creatures” by Helicopter Showdown from These Vile Creatures
  • Coming into 3rd Segment: “Be Cool, Be Wild, and be Groovy …for Ice Cap” from Sonic Adventure
  • Closer: “Fluffy Kitten Dreams” by Magnetar

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CTU Director – Matt Papayanopulos

Communications Officer – Kate Reilly

Systems Analyst – Mitch Rozetar

Technical Support – Drew Arbogast

Interrogations – Alex Cabral

Head of Field Ops – Tony Johnson

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DAMMIT, CHLOE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ASDGADRHGERTHRD

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