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About Random Assault

Random Assault is a collabaration of nerds who get together every Sunday to talk about whatever they want on their show Random Assault Podcast. What makes us unique is that we bring on guests from all walks of life who are just as passonate about entertainment as we are, guests including you! Just drop us a line and we'll put you on the list of guests, it's that easy!

Matt Bitches About “Total Recall” on Cinematology

http://thepowblock.com/home/2012/8/8/cinematology-episode-8-rekall.html David sits down with Craig Kandiko from FTG and Matt Papayanopulos from Random Assault to discuss the remake of Total Recall. David and Craig seemed to enjoy it, but Matt is a noted hater of the concept of remaking … Continue reading

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POW block Episode 114: Live From Mars

http://thepowblock.com/home/2012/8/10/the-pow-block-episode-114-live-from-mars.html This week Mitch the dorkburger from Random Assault takes Josh’s seat, as he’s off politicing, and shares his wealth of Sony and Kingdom Hearts knowledge. Derek still hasn’t been playing Mass Effect!? Eric plays nothing that has come out this … Continue reading

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Random Assault Podcast Episode 060: Hangin’ with Deadpool

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Total Recall 2012: Total Rehash

So no surprise to no one, I absolutely hated Total Recall 2012.  I may seem reserved in the below video, but rest assured I would have walked out of this movie about 40 minutes in if my buddy Paul wasn’t … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Stupid Ideas Comes to a Premature End?

For those of you following along, the past couple of days I’ve been going through a list of ridiculous sex ideas one by one and picking them apart and griping about them in a humorous fashion. It would appear that … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Stupid Ideas Part 2

Have fun yesterday, testing out all of your new kinky love-making tips? I hope you’ve all made out in the rain while roleplaying as your next door neighbor. We’re back today with another ten kinky sex ideas that don’t usually … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Stupid Ideas Part 1

Right about now, the funk soul brother everyone with mammary glands, myself included, has been reading the fanfic-turned-fistfuck Fifty Shades trilogy. Well, at least the first one. Am I the only one who actually went ahead with the second book? … Continue reading

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